Sorry for the binge blogging everybody whoops.
fourteen: 1000 ways to die makes death seem so creative when really I’m probably just gonna die from choking on a chicken nugget
jawnsolo: ninjawear: howtodresswell: would u punch a kid for $500,000 shit I’ll do it for $10 i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid
pizza: if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember in 2007 i got caught standing in my grandparents fireplace throwing dirt at my feet saying ‘diagon alley’
moriartty: i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up
c4rcinogencrush: if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%